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The Top 16 Signs Your Company Is Planning A Layoff

Published in August 6th, 2003

CEO frequently overheard mumbling, “Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe.”
Your workday consists of coming in at 10, thinking up Top Five entries with 30 of your coworkers, then leaving at 4.
Dr. Kervorkian hired as “Transition Consultant.”
Windows 95 shutdown screen reads, “It’s Now Safe to Start Looking for Work.”
Company softball team downsized to chess team.
Sudden proliferation [...]